Fine Art > Be Good.

You can always tell who someone's friends are by searching their tallis bag. There, you will find one yarlmukeh from every b'nai mitzvah and wedding he or she has ever attended with the VIP name printed on it, plus the one yarlmukeh the carrier actually wears. On the bottom of the bag, you will find a plethora of sucking candies and stray wrappers kept specifically to keep busy during those long sermons.